Congrats on your escape from that hole and also Survey Scramble is $2.99!
Hey Friend!
Our neighbors told me you finally got out of that hole! Y’know, that big chasm that showed up one day in your back yard, sucked you into its portal-like abyss, and then spit you out two weeks later with no memory of what happened?
Anywho! I just wanted to catch you up on some things you’ve missed:
- They installed an adorable playground up the road.
- You need a neighborhood parking pass to park in the street now.
- The HOA fined you a million dollars for not mowing your lawn last week.
- A family of spiders has taken over your home.
- Steam codes for The Jackbox Survey Scramble are 70% off on the Jackbox Shop
I know it’s gonna take you some time to get back to your old routine, but hopefully you’ll find some of this info helpful. Especially that last point about how Survey Scramble Steam codes cost less than three American dollars, now through the end of March!
In fact, the whole Jackbox catalogue is on sale. Hopefully that’s a nice pick me up after…. you know…. the hole….
Love,
Your Neighbor
P.S. The spiders are having a house warming party on Thursday. I’ll see if I can snag you an invite! :)
